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Ricky Ponting – Hug me or Get Lost !!!

Posted by vipuljhawar on September 28, 2007

Thank God !!! I am not Ricky Ponting. Superstars, Holly/Bollywood stars all do charity, auctions but this was a stunning one. A guy buys all the charity and pecks a kiss on Ricky’s face. Man… he must have had 10 vodka shots before getting onto the podium to do that.

Watch the whole fiasco – http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/videopod/default.aspx?id=17490

I am not sure if Ricky will do any more charity in India. The man forgot that the event was for charity and not for proving whether English discriminate us or not. They do and will always continue to do, you don’t have to kiss someone  in public to get rid of that. And what difference does it make, first get rid of the crap in your country – quotas, reservations… that’s a blessing not a discrimination? and what not just to prove democracy, secularism, upliftment of the poor.

The worst part was that he tried to prove, that he can buy anything and Ricky has to accept it or GET LOST. He feels they have a culture of hugging and kissing so hwy can’t he hug and kiss me. What a thought !!! You have to be out of your senses to behave that way. Only a pig who lives in shit and enjoys shit can behave this way. Had it not been for charity, this guy wouldn’t even have been able to buy even Ricky’s used underpants, forget a bat.

So BEWARE !!! next time you or wife are invited to a charity event and you guys land on stage, someone may bid and plant a kiss on your wife’s rosy cheeks, and he too could say Hug Me or GET LOST.

I know a majority of Indian’s and political parties would support him, make him a hero because he used the word discrimination, but it’s a shame, such people should go to an auction not to a charity event. One thing which i have not understood till date is when will my fellow countrymen know the meaning of the words/phrases – BEHAVE, STANDING IN A QUEUE, POLITE, RESPECT OTHERS PROPERTY. If you see guys using words like sex, fuck, ass blah blah in their language, Indians would mostly feel bad, shy about it but when on road or in a public place causing any degree of annoyance to someone would not affect them.  I have not understood what is that the term so often used ‘values’ refers to ? Maybe India needs to get practical before valuing it’s values. Go to a charity for charity not for hugging, kissing or thinking that a hug from Ricky would help you get rid of the discrimination.

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Shit Happens :-)

Posted by vipuljhawar on June 24, 2007

Shit Happens !!!

What comes to your mind when you take a deep breath, relax and read this phrase. Yeah !!! it does happen, but then what should you do? It’s been some years since i have been using this phrase to justify something wrong which affects me. This is not my baby, but i learnt it from my gr8 frn DC aka Deepak. You get frustrated, bogged down by problems, know you are not the reason, why the hell should you fix up such crap, why the hell is this happening to you… and then you have a bad day. So when things go out of control i just say ‘Shit Happens’ and try to move on. Everyone has their own means of overcoming such hair raising problems but i have always benefited by linking issues or sequences of events which may affect your daily life to some home/friends grown phrases, and then try to calm down. It indeed works.

There are many more phrases i have learnt over time and just speak out to encounter such situations in life. These phrases have just been picked up from lines of ppl i have been around with. Lets see where can i take my phrase search to.

So, next time you know you are against a daemon, wrestling againstwhom is not gonna produce any results just exclaim – It’s shit, and shit happens !!! When it happens just jump over it, don’t mess with it otherwise you too will smell bad and look filthy. :-)

-Vips

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